Peon Culture is similar to the childrens story Pinocchio. We wanted
to become a real guild, but it didn't work out. Unlike Pinocchio
though...we eventually realized that being the real thing is
extremely overrated. There are advantages to having perma-wood
without medication.
We don't really recruit like most guilds. If one of our 10 man
groups is looking for additional people, then we'll (usually
Defpotec) go out and find them. The rest of the guild is made up
with close friends that have known each other in game for years. We
keep things small and tight knit. Because of this we level the
guild slowly. Our gchat is pretty silent most of the time. But
somehow we have very few people leaving the guild. So it works for
us.
You want to be part of the Peon Culture? You don't have to fill out
a silly application, but you do have to complete a few easy
steps.
1. Whisper Defpotec with the following question "What's the
easiest way to quickly clean dried up peanut butter from your
crotch?".
Note: An answer is not necessary, but you might as well learn from
the Martha Stewart of masturbation hijinkery.
2. Whisper Sprankles with the following statement "Sex with
plush bunnies? I'm ALL IN!!!".
3. Whisper Stabbyman with the following question "y so
asian?"
When all of these whispers are completed our guild mod will
automatically invite you to Peon Culture. Congratulations!
